Crazy In Love Erg Marathon at foolsfestsprints.com
 
 
 

Crazy In Love/Not So In Love Erg Marathon
Sunday, May 3, 2026
8 am CST start - All Racers

Two options for the Marathon distance:

1. Crazy In Love Erg Marathon—RACE. 

In this live virtual event, you compete against others to row the fastest 42,195 meters. You will also be ranked in the Concept2 logbook for the marathon distance.

2. Not So In Love Erg Marathon. 

This option breaks the marathon distance into ten 4Ks and one 2,195m row over 4 days. (10 x 4,000m + 2,195m – 4 days). This counts to earn your decal, but you will NOT be ranked on C2.

• Racing will be held virtually via the ErgZone app.
• Race results for the CIL will be reported to Concept2 rankings.
• The NSIL will not be ranked.
• Full-entry racers for both the CIL and NSIL erg marathons will receive the official race decal and social media share image.
Both versions will start at 8 am CST on ErgZone.
The Not So In Love 4-day countdown clock starts when you log your first 4K.

Crazy In Love/Not So In Love
Erg Marathon

Sunday, May 3, 2026
8 am CST start for all live racers!

Crazy In Love Erg Marathon

You have to be Crazy In Love to erg 42,195 meters! For those who want to test the depth of their devotion to indoor rowing and race against others while doing it, we have a virtual event for you!

Racing live via the ErgZone app.

The 42,195 meters will be broken into 4000m intervals without any scheduled rest in between, but YOU MAY REST!

If you want to take a break, stand up, hydrate and stretch, go to the bathroom, etc., simply put your handle in the cradle and leave your phone connected to your monitor. If your phone is connected to the event via ErgZone, it will not time out. It doesn’t matter when you take a break or for how long. If you need to hit the bathroom at 22,315 meters, get up and go! Just don’t take your phone with you. Leave your phone connected to the event exactly where it is.

Once you stop rowing, your flywheel will spin down to a stop, but the elapsed time will continue as you take your break. When you return, sit down and start rowing.

Important safety tip: Make sure the batteries in your monitor are fresh! (This is especially important if you plan on taking many extended breaks.)

If you are competing offline independently, you must enter your Crazy In Love Erg Marathon results into the app on ErgZone to appear on the leaderboard. Here’s the link on how to do it:

MANUAL RESULT REPORTING

• If you choose to row offline, save your screenshot and manually upload your result to Ergzone under this event if you did it all without disconnecting your phone in one shot.

The official start time of this marathon is 8 am CST for all live racers.

All race results reported to Concept2 rankings.

Love Rating Categories:

2.45 hrs or less = OBSESSED
3 hrs = SERIOUS
4 hrs = WILD
5 hrs = FLIRTING
6 hrs = CRUSH
7 hrs = FRIENDS
8-24 hrs = BLAH

Full Entry Racers will receive:

  • Social media share image with their category lit up on the erg love testing machine.

  • UV-protected official CIL erg marathon race decal.

 

Not So In Love Erg Marathon

For those of us who know, we aren't in love.

This option breaks up the 42,195 meters into ten 4K intervals and one 2,195m interval. Rowers who select this marathon option have four days to complete the distance.

  • Once you row your first 4K, your 4-day countdown begins.

  • Choose this option if you don't want your phone attached to your monitor all day, know you will be taking extended breaks, and don't care about being ranked in the Concept2 logbook.

  • When they finish the marathon, rowers will receive a race decal and social media share image.

Rowers may compete offline and email their screenshots to info@foolsfestsprints.com if they do not wish to participate on ErgZone or don't have a compatible monitor.

 

Full-entry racers will receive a Crazy In Love Erg Marathon UV-protected race decal.

• 3” UV laminated polypropylene

Full Entry - $25 (Race merch and media)
Speed Pass Entry - $15 (Race access only)

 
 

Race Rules & Info

Age Divisions

  • SGGM = Super Great Grand Master > 70

  • GGM = Great Grand Master > 60

  • GM = Grand Master – 50-60

  • M = Master – 27-49

  • O = Open – 20-26

  • JR = Junior – 0-19

Weight Categories

  • Lightweight Women: <= 135lbs (61.5kg)

  • Heavyweight Women: > 135 lbs (61.6kg)

  • Lightweight Men <= 165lbs (75kg)

  • Heavyweight Men > 165lbs (75kg)

Adaptive Categories

  • PR1

  • PR2

  • PR3

RACERS IN OTHER TIME ZONES have 30 days to submit their times on Ergzone. The deadline to submit scores for the Crazy In Love Erg Marathon–RACE and Heaven Help Us Half Marathon–RACE is June 2, 2026. This allows you to complete both the half and full marathon distances in one month.

COMPETING ON AN OLDER MODEL ERG? You can still compete if your erg doesn't have a PM5 monitor. You cannot participate in live racing, but your score will count in the official results and rankings. Just enter your race time manually and submit a screenshot of your monitor on the ErgZone app so we can verify your event.

  • Manual Submissions must be entered on ErgZone within 30 days of the official start date and time (by June 2, 2026) to be counted in the official rankings and posted on our website.

  • Please check the date on your monitor to ensure its accuracy.

Fools Fest Sprints
Medals & Prizes

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Fools Fest Sprints can't send your official race decal, medals, or other prizes without your mailing address! Let us know where to send your race merch. Thanks, and good luck! Click this RACE MERCH button to enter your shipping address:

 
 
 

ErgZone “How-To” Guides

Click below to learn how to access virtual live racing on the ErgZone app, how to manually enter your erg score from an offline race, and get familiar with a live race controlled start sequence.

LIVE RACING

ERGZONE MANUAL ENTRY

CONTROLLED RACE START


IMPORTANT

By registering for the Ergon Metron or any other Fools Fest Sprints event, I declare that I am physically able to compete and in no way hold Fools Fest Sprints, ErgZone, or any of their partners or sponsors liable for any injury or health issue I may sustain by participating. I'm entering at my own risk!

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