Hall of Fame 

ERG RECORDS!

Set during Fools Fest Sprints races.

Nancy Cook

Nancy Cook! Wowza! Not just one, but multiple records set during a Fools Fest Sprints race! Here’s the list of her accomplishments:
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  1. 5K - World & American record.
    2024 Ghost Riders Revenge 5K. 19:35.2

  2. I0K - World & American record.
    2024 Frozen Hell No! 10K. 40:14.7

  3. Half Marathon - American record.
    2025 Heaven Help Us Half. 1:28:38.9

MUTANT NINJA ROWERS!

Welcome to the 100,000 meter club.

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PRS

Personal records set at Fools Fest Sprints.

Arthur Ware

Arthur Ware! Watch out! This man’s got game! Arthur is a relentless competitor. He has set all these PRs during Fools Fest Sprints events:

  1. Frozen Hell No! 1OK 2025.

  2. Heaven Help Us Half Marathon 2025.

  3. Mutant Ninja Rower 100K 2025.